Nice to see that the BBC are maintaining the high standards set by Mr Ross and Mr Brand. Chris Moyle, “the saviour of Radio One” reckons that Polish women make good prostitutes. Nice to see the license tax being put to such good use. Moyles, who earns a mere £650,000 a year for presenting his breakfast show, told those tuning in on November 19: ‘I’ve always found in my experience prostitutes make very good cleaners, and their ironing, brilliant. I just find if you’re Polish you’re just very good at ironing…and prostitutes (they’re) very good also at fixing cars.’
THE SAVIOUR AND POLISH PROSTITUTES.
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Grant:
“Maybe the BBC could do a fearless investigation into prostitution in muslim countries”
Nice one – I’ve lived in a few Muslim countries myself and the level of open prostitution going on was a real eye opener. It would definitely send the,media luvvies into paralysis, wondering how on earth they could spin it without compromising several of their causes celebres all at once.
Can’t wait to see some right-on BBC lesbian poking her crew-cutted face into the backstreets of Cairo, Dubai and Beirut!
I suspect Moyle was thinking of multiskilling – like having his shirt lifted, then ironed.
My beloved other half is Polish, and I can confirm that she would indeed make an excellent prostitute.
archduke | 04.12.08 – 8:17 pm | # – well said indeed.
And Grant; if their driving skills leave a little to be desired, as a frequent visitor to Poland I can confirm that this is due largely to the fact that Polish drivers are completely unused to the novelty of smooth, flat road surfaces.
And no-one should forget the Battle of Warsaw in 1920 (“The Miracle on the Vistula”) when all that stood between Trotsky’s Red Army and the English Channel was the Polish army.
JohnW 2:46
I rather like the Turkish idea , where brothels are licensed and pay taxes like any other business.
One Turkish friend visited me in my home village in Scotland and asked me where the brothel was !!
Yes, it would send the little beeboids minds spinning.
They could take a tour , Indonesia, Malaysia, Pakistan ( guess they might skip that one ), right through the “stans” ( they could tell the story of the ex-ambassador in Tashkent, Craig Murray ( socialist) selling visas for sex with lovely Uzbek girls , and end up in Turkey.
Or they could pay me to make the documentary !
henryflower 8:52
When the Poles have a prang here, they always apologise profusely but, of course, have no insurance. Guess we can forgive them for that !
And Grant; if their driving skills leave a little to be desired, as a frequent visitor to Poland I can confirm that this is due largely to the fact that Polish drivers are completely unused to the novelty of smooth, flat road surfaces.
henryflower | 05.12.08 – 8:52 am | #
As another Edinburgh resident I can assure you that smooth flat road surfaces are a novelty here too. And don’t get me started on tram roadworks….
Roland 10:27
Trams !! Just think how much worse it would be if Edinburgh were hosting the Olympics !
Grant: “Just think how much worse it would be if Edinburgh were hosting the Olympics!”
If only…
Trams !! Just think how much worse it would be if Edinburgh were hosting the Olympics !
Grant | 05.12.08 – 10:53 am
The Olympics are gonna cost less
Roland Deschain: I know exactly what you mean – a recent attempt to find a parking space in Leith left the car looking as though two elephants had been making violent love in the back seat. Those roads are awful.
Sorry I`m going to spoil your party.
Poles didn`t fight FOR us, they fought WITH us, not because they liked us but because their own country was overrun.
Also after 6 years of total war Churchill knew that the nation couldn`t take on another totalitarian regime and fight Stalin. The Poles were liberated from Nazi ism, and while the next bit wasn`t desirable, they were a nation again.
I also deal with many Poles and am beginning to notice that their freindly attitude is disapating a bit. Not surprising really.The novelty of living in a new country wears off and getting up at 4am is irksome at any longitude. Plus the pound isn`t fetching the high Zlotys so much.
When I use to drive in Poland they weren`t hard workers. They had the old Commie saying of “they pretend to pay us and we pretend to work”.
Before anyone tries to compare them with chavs on benefits- new migrant workers dont affect the feckless. They affect the low paid workers.
Jeez, is everyone on here from Edinburgh?
They just did some road repairs outside the Braid Hills hotel. If they carry on like that for 50 years or so I won’t need my SUV.
The Poles are a noble, hardworking people who suffered horribly for most of the 20th century, but still defeated Communism by staying true to their Christian beliefs. No wonder the Beeboids hate them.
Sto Lat Polska!
OR:
They were a nation again apart from those who’d fought in the “wrong” Polish army and who were anti-Communist. I went to school with quite a few children of Polish soldiers who weren’t allowed back by the Communists.
We would all agree about the tragedy (for a nation and its people AT THE TIME) that Poland came under the Soviet yoke. There was no alternative to it though, unfortunately for those that lived in the forties to fifties.
David Preiser (USA):
Kill the Beeb | 04.12.08 – 11:49 pm |
“Was all of that strictly necessary?”
About as necessary as some of your protracted posts David. Hence why my scroll wheel is busted.
From the title of this thread I expected it to be about saving up for a Polish prostitute. At least I now know why. But DP is right. Too much information.