Putin hacks the Guardian in the Maytrix

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The Russians have hacked the Guardian in an attempt to disenchant its readers and turn them to Murdoch and his stable of right-wing purveyors of fake news and thus win the election for May.  No, really.

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Guardian Soulmates users targeted by Russia after data exposure

Users of Guardian Soulmates have been targeted with sexually explicit emails in what is believed to be a Russian honeytrap ploy after their contact information was accidentally exposed on the dating site.

Information from users’ profiles was included in the spam messages.

The Guardian newspaper’s publisher, which runs the service, said ‘Russian hacking’ was thought to be the cause.  A Guardian spokesman said that it was believed to be an attempt to discredit the Guardian in order to undermine British democracy by closing down left-leaning voices during the election.

Guardian News & Media blamed a third-party technology provider in the Ukraine for the security breach.  They now assure us that the security flaw has now been fixed.

The BBC was contacted by one user who said they had started receiving sexually explicit  spam emails sent to an account they only used with the dating service and that he was definitely thinking that he would vote Tory now after having been forced to read the Sun today and loving it saying he could no longer bear to have the Guardian in the house so traumatised was he by their lack of security.  He said ‘If you can’t trust the Left to keep your personal data safe on a dating site how on earth can we trust them with the nuclear button?’.

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7 Responses to Putin hacks the Guardian in the Maytrix

  1. Lobster says:

    I’d have thought that the Guardian was perfectly capable of discrediting itself without any Russian help.

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  2. Manxman says:

    It is Lobster, awfully well written fake newz, infact it is the best written faked newz in the UK, 97% of the Collectivist intellectuals Dana surveyed agreed.

    Personally i find 97% of its output incorrect, i read it for the comedy section, ofcourse the comments are not written as comedy, theres no time for comedy with a ‘crisis’ on every page.

    If only they possessed a touch of self-awareness, but then they wouldnt be lefties never mind the ”hard” left.

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  3. ToobiWan says:

    Given the parlous state of the gridirons circulation figures, one would think that they would welcome the interest and attention, irrespective of where it originated.

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  4. Mice Height says:

    Christ, can you imagine the sort of creatures you’d find on a Guardian dating site!?

    “Scrawny, pasty, sandal-wearing, latte-sipping, Beta-male, public sector parasite WLTM similar for quality time spent whining about Brexit. (North London area only)”

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  5. Manxman says:

    How is it even possible to find a likely sort when there are 26 fecking genders to sort thru.

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  6. JosF says:

    When it comes to Al-Guardian and fact just dont go on AL-Guardian’s Komment Macht Frei pages and comment on Al-Guardian’s tax status the next time Al-Guardian does an article on corporate tax evasion and expect your comment to stay there. Remember Al-Guardian pushed tony “bomber” blair and lu-labour from 1997 to 2010 and from 2010 to 2015 Al-Guardian pushed nick clegg and the fib-dimoprats on us

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