Alan, if you are able to post these tabs then why not post the new start the week one? We are still using last week’s start the week and it’s getting close to 1000 posts!
As an armchair student of propaganda – particularly al Beeb – and having been through quite a few elections – I’m looking forward to the spin al Beeb will put on things in the lead up to the election and the night itself . Obviously influential celebs will be rolled out – you know – that chap who runs, apparently is a comedian and wears lady clothes , that Dj bloke who got thrown off albeeb for leaving a tape recorded message -,those types , someone from eastenders or corrry . And Diane’sums’ Abbot
Judging by the HRH Dimbleby track record ( Brexit) and positive result by the conservatives will be a failure – not enough seats – not a big enough majority – low turn out – too many young /old/ male /female/north /south … goes on and on.
And lastly for now – a 3 to 1 ratio of remainer lefties to a token Brexiter cast as a standard old nasty xenophobe. How wrong will I be?
Just imagine the bilious statements being prepared for the GE night slot!
We’d have expected the Toreeeees to win Bumhole-on-Sea they lost by seven votes – shrieks of joy from Milly Mateless.
The Labour victory in Crapness is a massive swing! Enormous! three hundred votes and still counting…
UKIP are finished as they didn’t field a player in Turdsville.
Burkas-R-Us are planning a huge reception (alcohol-free) in Oldham. Nobody turns up. BBeeb has a junior simpleton gabbling away in an old Fiesta outside, hoping to get a glimpse of some faded twonk.
Oh, the list will be added to daily. All the programme ‘managers’ will be drinking pints of Dr Collis Brown’s for days before, so their excruciating pain at losing will help them feel better when they wake up to the vision of a P45 in the making, and President Trump’s call to Treezer to congratulate her on the 155 majority!.
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Alan, if you are able to post these tabs then why not post the new start the week one? We are still using last week’s start the week and it’s getting close to 1000 posts!
I think there’s a prize for the contributor who makes the 1000th post in the thread.
A free TV licence.
Second prize, two TV licences and a Sky sub.
As an armchair student of propaganda – particularly al Beeb – and having been through quite a few elections – I’m looking forward to the spin al Beeb will put on things in the lead up to the election and the night itself . Obviously influential celebs will be rolled out – you know – that chap who runs, apparently is a comedian and wears lady clothes , that Dj bloke who got thrown off albeeb for leaving a tape recorded message -,those types , someone from eastenders or corrry . And Diane’sums’ Abbot
Judging by the HRH Dimbleby track record ( Brexit) and positive result by the conservatives will be a failure – not enough seats – not a big enough majority – low turn out – too many young /old/ male /female/north /south … goes on and on.
And lastly for now – a 3 to 1 ratio of remainer lefties to a token Brexiter cast as a standard old nasty xenophobe. How wrong will I be?
Oh yes, Fed!
Just imagine the bilious statements being prepared for the GE night slot!
We’d have expected the Toreeeees to win Bumhole-on-Sea they lost by seven votes – shrieks of joy from Milly Mateless.
The Labour victory in Crapness is a massive swing! Enormous! three hundred votes and still counting…
UKIP are finished as they didn’t field a player in Turdsville.
Burkas-R-Us are planning a huge reception (alcohol-free) in Oldham. Nobody turns up. BBeeb has a junior simpleton gabbling away in an old Fiesta outside, hoping to get a glimpse of some faded twonk.
Oh, the list will be added to daily. All the programme ‘managers’ will be drinking pints of Dr Collis Brown’s for days before, so their excruciating pain at losing will help them feel better when they wake up to the vision of a P45 in the making, and President Trump’s call to Treezer to congratulate her on the 155 majority!.
And Jeremy vine wearing cycle clips doing a labour majority projection based on the 0030 result from Sunderland