Cornish Nasties

 

 

Apparently the CRA(P), Cornish Republican Army (Provisional), is hunting down foreigners in Cornwall, sorry, Kernow [Why is the CRA(P) not the KRA(P)?] and is intent on burning them out of Cornwall…Cornwall for the Cornish….a suicide bomber is on stand-by should too many Johnny Foreigners make the summer pilgrimage to the Cornish beaches….the foreign office has issued advice to travellers…do not build sandcastles on the beach as this will be interpeted as a sign of English imperialism and colonisation….the Cornish will get angry and become radicalised.  Theresa May says the Army has been deployed to defend the beaches.

Will the BBC be supporting them as  they have the IRA and Islamic terrorists?  Remarkable how the cheerful beer swilling, cigarette smoking figure of Nigel Farage is the nearest thing to Hitler in the BBC’s eyes and yet people who actually commit mass murder on the basis of race or religion get the seal of approval from the BBC.

 

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12 Responses to Cornish Nasties

  1. theisland says:

    Also on the Littlejohn page

    “With cod on our side…
    Fisheries ‘experts’ say cod are deserting the North Sea, causing serious shortages. Perhaps the fish have heard that Michael Gove has given notice that Britain is reclaiming our traditional 200-mile fishing limits.
    Stand by for some ludicrous Remoaner like Vince Cable blaming the shortage of cod on Brexit, just like he did with Wimbledon strawberries.
    There really is no limit when it comes to Brexit scare stories. According to a new report, anchovy and chips will soon replace cod and haddock on British menus. No it won’t.”

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  2. Fedup says:

    Alan,
    Is this real or false news?
    Personally I recall that 38? People were murdered on a Tunisian beach not so long ago by a Muslim dog with an ak47 and partly because of Tunisian security cowardice. This event never really impacted on the British public mind in the way it should have in my view . And to joke about any holiday terrorism – whatever the source – ain’t funny.

    I know hmg has done a 4 minute video about hearing gunfire and running away – not much more to do is there?

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    • Expat John says:

      “hearing gunfire and running away”
      Just like we did in 1914, 1939?
      Only we didn’t.
      We kicked the shit out of the Kaiser, we kicked the shit out of Adolf, all we need to do now is kick the shit out of Merkel.
      Funny how it’s always the Germans trying to run the place.

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  3. Nibor says:

    Those Cornish terrorists have a pasty complexion . Although what they does is what is said on the Tin .

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  4. Manxman says:

    Lets hope it spreads like wild fire, the British boil needs lancing.

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  5. Scronker says:

    Is Corbyn supporting CRAP

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  6. DownBoy says:

    ‘As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven knives.’

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    • Fedup says:

      If a region can stand on its own two feet – economically – fine . But if it needs subsidies from other viable parts of the country (s.e. England ) then it should shut up and be grateful – Including Wales .

      Perhaps when we brexit and done sell out the fishermen and fish again the south west will ascend again – despite al beeb .

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  7. Mice Height says:

    I’m sure the BBC will be on the side of the likes of Diane Abbott and that twat who made a programme for R4 about ‘Darkie Day’ in Padstow, rather than anyone who wishes to preserve Cornish tradition, however distasteful their methods are.

    I spend a lot of time in Cornwall, and the most vocal separatists that I’ve met have only been living there for about 5 years.

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  8. Al Shubtill says:

    Cornwall is great!

    If you want a glimpse of what British towns and cities would have been (should have been / could be again?) if there had been no mass immigration from the Third World and elsewhere since the end of WW 2 to the present day ,without needing to go to an Eastern European city, then a visit to Truro will provide that; wonderful to experience such a wonderful lack of vibrant diversity but dispiriting to realize what we have lost, as ALL towns and cities in the UK would be equally as ethnically homogenous.

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  9. Cranmer says:

    Where was the picture taken? I’m guessing these are British troops during the Aden campaign in 1967.

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