423 Responses to Start The Week Open Thread 15 July 2019

  1. StewGreen says:

    Mel
    The BBC has produced a new comedy which is an absolute roll-on-the-floor, laugh-out-loud side-splitter. It’s called the revised Editorial Guidelines.
    Here are some comic highlights.
    “In our journalism in particular, we seek to establish the truth and use the highest reporting standards to provide coverage that is fair and accurate
    https://www.melaniephillips.com/bbcs-hilarious-new-comedy-production/

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    • taffman says:

      Al Beeb don’t do comedy.

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      • WildWomanOfThe Woods says:

        Oh, I don’t know. That panel game on R4 at 8pm every Wednesday: it’s absolutely hilarious sometimes. Especially when Melanie Phillips is among the guests.

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  2. Fedup2 says:

    The guys next door at Area 52 must be laughing their bits off …

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  3. Fedup2 says:

    Anyone interested – you can sign up to Amazon Prime today for £59 quid for the year – mention my name and you can get it for the original price of £79…

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  4. StewGreen says:

    Hi XR your delivery of free BBC propaganda will be availble from 10am Wednesday
    Then on BBC1 at 10:35pm

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  5. Helen Richardson says:

    “My roots are socialist, working class and, in a funny way, my parents frowned upon the wealthy.”

    From Wiki: “Her mother worked as a nanny and waitress, and her father, a struggling actor, took labouring jobs to support the family. Her maternal grandparents were both actors and ran the Reading Repertory Theatre Company. Winslet has two sisters, Anna and Beth, both of whom are actresses, and a younger brother, Joss. The family had limited financial means; they lived on free meal benefits and were supported by a charity named the Actor’s Charitable Trust.”

    Well I suppose the “working class” bit is right if it is defined by simple shortage of cash, but perhaps the father should have got himself a proper job from the outset. I have difficulty seeing struggling actors as horny-handed sons of toil.

    Does she say which charity is going to benefit from her £35m in order to protect her kids from similar angst?

    Sorry, deary, but as an actress reality and commonsense are not really your thing. Stick to what you do best but otherwise shut-up, there’s a good girl. And pass the message on.

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  6. Cassandra says:

    BBC 4: Chasing the Moon.

    History of the events leading up to Apollo 11 landing on the moon. Instead the BBC are focusing on the black astronaut that was passed over.
    Shame on you BBC for weaponising this wonderful, positive and exciting time of my life.
    Sorry Fed, they are a bunch of effing shits.

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  7. Fedup2 says:

    Nice publicity touch to post a black as 007 . Sure it would go down well in America – I thought the current 007 scheme was to have a black lady as ms money penny ? Or similar .

    Unfortunately when I watch a Bond film I find myself wondering about his expenses claims , working hours directive and what sort of pension he gets. I mean – does a 00 have to work to 66 or whatever damn pension age is now ?

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  8. Fedup2 says:

    Cassandra
    That’s a funny angle for al beeb to take . I would have thought that since the astronauts were all military flyers in their day job they’d be caste as war criminals for dropping the occasional napalm pod on an NVA or VC ‘freedom fighter ‘

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    • Cassandra says:

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0006vrv/chasing-the-moon-series-1-2-a-place-beyond-the-sky-part-two

      Go to 17m 30s and see how the BBC have turned this into diversity propaganda.

      BTW I see Trump is now being called a racist but the BBC and SKY are referring to the Muslim terrorists who killed people in the name of their religion while shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ as ‘The London Bridge Attackers’.
      So the terrorists attacked bridges and people just got in the way, eh?

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    • JimS says:

      I’ve an idea for a programme, “Smoking – The Sweet Smell of Sucess”.

      Look back at any of these old films, how we won the war, the first jets, the space race and we see men pass around the smokes, draw up a few designs and bingo!

      The pipe smoking men always seemed to be so wise. Perhaps they were, they kept their mouths shut and listened! Then the pipe would come out, silence all round, followed by words of wisdom emphasised by some stem pointing!

      Now it is all yapping women..

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  9. SpinningReith says:

    G July 16, 2019 at 12:21 pm
    OG,
    Then I have to be content with beheading. It is quick.

    Not the way the RoPers do it.
    Not Madame Guillotine, more like Delia Smith with a Sunday roast.

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  10. StewGreen says:

    One lines em up and the other knocks em down
    Gove maks a grand Climate speech
    … BBC polish it up into a big story
    .. and the GreenBlob PR agency tweet it out.

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  11. Roland Deschain says:

    Sigh. The BBC is still banging on about Trump’s tweets about “four women of colour” as they put it. And not much doubt from their tone where they stand. Nor is there the slightest look at what these “four women of colour” may have said to be accused of hating the USA.

    And what is it with this ridiculous phrase “four women of colour”? It sounds an utterly stilted bastardisation of the English language and reeks of agenda. The BBC (and, I may add, other news agencies) are using the language of one side and demonstrating that they are not disinterested observers.

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    • Fedup2 says:

      Roland
      As an aside I am really surprised that the BBC has put unseen footage of coppers and civilians confronting the London Bridge Muslim Mass Killers before the armed police arrive and send them to burn in a hell of their choosing .

      . No mention of the terrorists ‘ families though …

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    • Mustapha Sheikup al-Beebi says:

      Can somebody help me?

      For me, ‘AOC’ is White, of Hispanic origin. How is she a “woman of colour”? Even Rashida Tlaib is hardly “of colour”, though culturally Muslim. Ilhan Omar was born not in the USA but Somalia; she is “of colour” but the problem with her is her Islamic belief and anti-semitism.

      How typical of the BBC to make it about gender and race, when it’s really about Islamic culture in the USA, something the globalist Left doesn’t want to investigate but Mr Trump has to consider.

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      • JimS says:

        The Hispanic cult in the USA bemuses me, as if they have bought into the idea that English is the language of the wicked European colonialists, that drove out the natives, represented by the Hispanics, and somehow it is good that the USA will become a Spanish speaking country.

        Don’t they get it that Spain is a European country that invaded and colonised the Americas and that is why the Mexicans a) speak Spanish and b) aren’t all native South Americans? Let in the Hispanics and the Spanish invasion will be complete!

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  12. StewGreen says:

    So the EU commissioner is going to introduce this wacky 100 day programme
    and we are going to end up still in the EU in 100 days ?

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    • StewGreen says:

      My error We escape her 100 day Eco-krieg cos we leave on Oct 1, and she doesn’t take office until Nov 1st

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  13. taffman says:

    “Wage growth at highest rate since 2008”
    “The employment rate for men was 80.2%, slightly higher than a year earlier, while the rate for women was 72%, the joint highest since records began in 1971.”
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49002056
    Not headline news ?
    Despite Brexit .

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  14. Thatcherrevolutionary says:

    Scotland’s record high drug death rate.

    I guess it’s the issue of living in country with no future.

    But apparently free heroin is the answer. So, half shandy with your meal and drive home, you’ll get jailed. Free heroin and works for the junkies.

    Needless to say, the SNP better get this sorted quick, they’ll soon have no voters left.

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    • StewGreen says:

      controlled doses is what the medics say works as de-addiction
      And it stops them stealing.

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