But the Bayeux tapestry contains scenes of violence and conquest! Surely it will be banned?
Oh wait, I spoke too soon. Of course! It depicts the defeat of the English and the victory of invading foreigners. That sort of thing is just what the British establishment wants you to celebrate.
Meanwhile an effigy of a boat carrying illegal invaders is burnt on a bonfire and the whole of Wokedom is appalled and calling for political and police intervention against the people who done such a terrible thing. They claim it could encourage violence against the illegals. Hardly. What will cause violence is bringing more in which is precisely what the Labour government is doing.
There is no way that a nutter is set fire to a boat coming across the channel.
Bonfires and effigies are a tradition. Get real!
Edward Woodward died a natural death as far as I know. Nobody was inspired to torch him.
It’s a crying shame and she was very distressed edition
In the battle of the broadsheet in-house cartoonists our mate Matt of the Telegraph usually aces it over the left-leaning Newman of the Times.
But your Mr AsI likes to call it as he sees it and this morning Matt double faults – returning with a second bite of yesterday’s strawberry in the form of another hosepipe ban gag. There was a time in days of yore when the native English were keen gardeners and such recidivist horticultural humour might have been sustained over an entire summer weekend – but sadly not nowadays – when there’s hardly a blade of grass to be seen fronting our suburban semis and they’re far more likely to have been concreted over with what my old dad (who was a bit of an anti-semite – but more of that later) would have termed a jewish lawn.
Kudos where kudos is due, our Newman combines two current news lines – a winning comic combination – as he satirises our present moment wordlessly with his drawing (the mark of a humourist on top of his game) and to cap it all he risks the ire of the matriarchy to make his joke. He sketches the women’s Wimbledon singles winner under the hot sun clutching that iconic silver plate – her hands protected from the sun-baked hot metal trophie – by a pair of oven gloves.
Jolly good hit, sir. That quip lands rather well at a moment when, coincidentally, we’re presented certain cause to question the efficacy of dragooning the fairer sex into the black fatigues of our vital transport terminal anti-terror response swat teams.
PC punched in airport brawl ‘absolutely terrified’ (BBC); Shocking clip shows cop with bloodied nose crying after Manchester Airport brawl as bodycam footage shown to jury (LBC)
Sometimes these segueways demand they write themselves…
It’s a crying shame
Digested week: Reeves’s tears and standing room only for Macron’s Westminster speech (Guardian); I had a tough day, says Rachel Reeves after Commons tears (BBC)
Like they say of history – the news may not repeat itself but it does tend to rhyme…
‘Pubs will be extinct in the next 20 years – frets the midly conservative Telegraph – presumably for similar reasons as we witness the demise of our suburban gardens – in other words an alteration in our culture.
Daily Star Sunday meanwhile focuses on: Rise of the Robo Landlord… Last orders for humans as bots take over our boozers… It could be “computer says no” instead of “get outta my pub”… Bosses are getting ready to bring in artificial intelligence landlords to run our watering holes
Extra! Extra!
And another headache for the BBC at the scene of one the nation’s most famous fictional public houses: Albert Square exclusive… Sex attack arrest on set of EastEnders… Scuffle before police swoop… A woman had complained a fellow extra tried to kiss her… “She was very distressed” (The Sun) – oh, the humanity!
In anti-semitism news
Anti-semitism ‘rife among middle class’… Racism against Jewish people is normalised across NHS, education and the arts, official report finds (Telegraph)
How Gaza divided the BBC… Senior editors lawyer up… How a documentary was pulled (Observer)
White British people will be a minority in 40 years, report claims
Shifting ethnic dynamic of the UK driven by immigration predicted to cause dramatic changes
The research, by Prof Matt Goodwin of Buckingham University, suggests that by the end of the century, the white British share of the population could have fallen to around a third (33.7 per cent).
“Anti-semitism ‘rife among middle class’… Racism against Jewish people is normalised across NHS, education and the arts, official report finds (Telegraph)”
We have the ‘Lie by constrained title’ where the article can ignore everything they don’t want to talk about by restricting to a very specific topic.
We have the ‘Lie by inference’ which only mentions women and children to imply there are lots more of them than there really are.
We have the usual MASSIVE lie by omission – where the fact that almost all the migrants are young males but it is hidden from us. All the close-up shots the BBC can control are women and children. The wide shots they can’t are stuffed full of the type of males we see in the news for stabbing someone.
And the only thing which springs to my mind for this pathetic attempt to use empathy to gain sympathy for these illegal immigrants is how did that BBC idiot clone manage to find them all so easily when the entire French police force didn’t ?.
What a complete joke this is : the rest of the world are laughing at us for how weak we are. And Starmers solution is to send back 1,200 of those 20,000 who came here illegally and agree to accept 1,200 others who come in through the ‘normal’ route.
I can scarcely believe how ridiculous this is. We should intercept the boats, take them back to the French beach then destroy the boats. And f*ck whatever the French say. They are laughing at us.
Watch: Child migrants’ fears trying to cross the Channel02:48
Nearly 20,000 people arrived in the UK in the first half of this year by crossing the English Channel in small boats, up by almost 50% from the same period last year.
BBC Newsround correspondent Jenny Lawrence went to Calais to find out why so many people, including children try to make the dangerous crossing from France daily. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c36x3k6y4zzo
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“Calais migrant believes Britons will for for EVERYTHING”
“An example of genuine journalism showing truth and insight.”
So you thought the problem was the epidemic of migrant Muslim men assaulting women across Europe? Wrong. The real problem, according to the German authorities, is nasty native German women groping those poor brown migrants at swimming pools, especially those with a wooden leg, as illustrated below !?
WTF!
6 July 2025 “Chris Wild said grooming and criminal exploitation are rife in the capital (LONDON), and it is being missed due to poor data-sharing and underfunded services.” https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8zew2egjvo
“It wasn’t just any children’s home, it was a children’s home run by paedophiles,” he said.
missed due to poor data-sharing and underfunded services
missed due to poor data-sharing and underfunded services
JACKSON, Miss. (WJTV) – Members of the Jackson City Council have called for the Texaco gas station on Medgar Evers Boulevard to be shut down.
Councilman Brian Grizzell, Ward 4, said residents in his ward have called him to express their concerns about the gas station. A man was shot and killed at the gas station on Saturday.
The gas station is located in Ward 3, which is under Councilman Kenneth Stokes. He has called for the gas station to be closed.
“We’re going to address it holistically. And what I challenge my team with all the time, we’re not looking for a Band-Aid approach. We’re looking for something more sustainable and a holistic approach,” said Wade.
a holistic approach?
Close everything down to end all crime?
“declare the gas station a safety hazard.”
……………………..
The book challenges people Sowell refers to as “Teflon prophets,” who predict that there will be future social, economic, or environmental problems in the absence of government intervention (Ralph Nader is one of his foremost examples).
“But the young man said he was grateful that since he began mining five years ago, he has been able to save a little money for a dowry and is now married with children.
“My life has really changed. Mining has really helped me.””
“The coltan ore must be washed ready for the buyers who trade it on – and eventually tantalum will be extracted from this for use in electronic devices”
The bBC have not noticed yet that there is an economic storm brewing. The last lot never got a grip of government spend and this lot are taking the wrecking ball to the tax base. The bBC have also failed to notice that the Chancellor lies (chess champion) and is dishonest (expenses and taking improperly authorised time of work – both at HBOS). Despite the fact that we all know that she was Oxbridge (how could you miss it?) she is simply not fit for purpose. Again, not that you would know from the bBC, she just feels like a ‘me too Paula’ floundering about in her inability. Sadly she will do substantially more damage than Vennels (again not that the bBC will notice).
Rachel Reeves says she ‘should have done better’ amid plagiarism row Published 26 October 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67225980
Labour’s shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves has said she “should have done better”, after it emerged some passages of her new book were lifted from other sources without acknowledgment.
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MPs raise questions about Rachel Reeves’s CV https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy12820kwwo
Reeves has previously said she worked as an economist at Halifax Bank of Scotland (HBOS) before entering politics.
Maybe whoever first said she was a champion was thinking of a different tournament – which wouldn’t be the officially recognised one. There are no extant records that anyone has found of a championship victory. Go back to previous years in British Chess Championship records and you can see that in the Under 13s Championship Rachel came 29th. She came 19th in the Under 12s in 1990.
Non its more serious than that – not only is she personally incapable – but she hasnt even recruited capable advisors .
So the ‘ risk premium’ in the value of the pound is driving it down as the interest bill is going up .
And as tax receipts fall along with GDP all those promises she and TTK have made will look stupid
The mansion house speech on wednesday will be watched far more than usually by people with private pensions and ISAs and if it goes badly Thursday could drive Rachel to tears – again …
MarkyMarkJul 13, 11:40 Weekend 12th July 2025 Rachel cries – the pound drops. Amazing powers. If she smiles the pound goes up? 1 Migrant IN, 650 mps…
Fedup2Jul 13, 11:39 Weekend 12th July 2025 Non its more serious than that – not only is she personally incapable – but she hasnt even recruited capable…
MarkyMarkJul 13, 11:37 Weekend 12th July 2025 Rachel Reeves says she ‘should have done better’ amid plagiarism row Published 26 October 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67225980 Labour’s shadow chancellor Rachel…
taffmanJul 13, 11:33 Weekend 12th July 2025 JohnC “They are laughing at us.” They are certainly are, and at our supine government!
non-licence payerJul 13, 11:31 Weekend 12th July 2025 The bBC have not noticed yet that there is an economic storm brewing. The last lot never got a grip…
AlthepalerpJul 13, 11:22 Weekend 12th July 2025 https://www.brookings.edu/articles/the-black-white-test-score-gap-why-it-persists-and-what-can-be-done/
MarkyMarkJul 13, 10:58 Weekend 12th July 2025 Due to colonialism? Racism? White privilege? “But the young man said he was grateful that since he began mining five…
MarkyMarkJul 13, 10:41 Weekend 12th July 2025 I suppose this is linked to the Manchester Airport as well…. “Met Police ‘four times more likely’ to use force…
taffmanJul 13, 10:37 Weekend 12th July 2025 Instead of posing he (Starmer) should be defending our borders ! Roll on Reform Uk. Stop the Boats!
The French are about to lend the UK the Bayeux tapestry.
This fine piece of work is all about sending lots of small boats from France to conquer Britain – according to Rod Liddle on Times Radio.
But the Bayeux tapestry contains scenes of violence and conquest! Surely it will be banned?
Oh wait, I spoke too soon. Of course! It depicts the defeat of the English and the victory of invading foreigners. That sort of thing is just what the British establishment wants you to celebrate.
Meanwhile an effigy of a boat carrying illegal invaders is burnt on a bonfire and the whole of Wokedom is appalled and calling for political and police intervention against the people who done such a terrible thing. They claim it could encourage violence against the illegals. Hardly. What will cause violence is bringing more in which is precisely what the Labour government is doing.
There is no way that a nutter is set fire to a boat coming across the channel.
Bonfires and effigies are a tradition. Get real!
Edward Woodward died a natural death as far as I know. Nobody was inspired to torch him.
It’s the ultimate gas lighting….I’ve heard that the French museum is being renovated, we are just storing it on the cheap.
“The French are about to lend the UK the Bayeux tapestry.”
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Date Migrants arrived Boats arrived Boats involved in uncontrolled landings Notes
6 July 2025 0 0 0
7 July 2025 0 0 0
8 July 2025 0 0 0
9 July 2025 0 0 0
10 July 2025 573 10 0
11 July 2025 353 5 0
12 July 2025 317 6 0
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/migrants-detected-crossing-the-english-channel-in-small-boats/migrants-detected-crossing-the-english-channel-in-small-boats-last-7-days
It’s a crying shame and she was very distressed edition
In the battle of the broadsheet in-house cartoonists our mate Matt of the Telegraph usually aces it over the left-leaning Newman of the Times.
But your Mr AsI likes to call it as he sees it and this morning Matt double faults – returning with a second bite of yesterday’s strawberry in the form of another hosepipe ban gag. There was a time in days of yore when the native English were keen gardeners and such recidivist horticultural humour might have been sustained over an entire summer weekend – but sadly not nowadays – when there’s hardly a blade of grass to be seen fronting our suburban semis and they’re far more likely to have been concreted over with what my old dad (who was a bit of an anti-semite – but more of that later) would have termed a jewish lawn.
Kudos where kudos is due, our Newman combines two current news lines – a winning comic combination – as he satirises our present moment wordlessly with his drawing (the mark of a humourist on top of his game) and to cap it all he risks the ire of the matriarchy to make his joke. He sketches the women’s Wimbledon singles winner under the hot sun clutching that iconic silver plate – her hands protected from the sun-baked hot metal trophie – by a pair of oven gloves.
Jolly good hit, sir. That quip lands rather well at a moment when, coincidentally, we’re presented certain cause to question the efficacy of dragooning the fairer sex into the black fatigues of our vital transport terminal anti-terror response swat teams.
PC punched in airport brawl ‘absolutely terrified’ (BBC); Shocking clip shows cop with bloodied nose crying after Manchester Airport brawl as bodycam footage shown to jury (LBC)
Sometimes these segueways demand they write themselves…
It’s a crying shame
Digested week: Reeves’s tears and standing room only for Macron’s Westminster speech (Guardian); I had a tough day, says Rachel Reeves after Commons tears (BBC)
Like they say of history – the news may not repeat itself but it does tend to rhyme…
‘Pubs will be extinct in the next 20 years – frets the midly conservative Telegraph – presumably for similar reasons as we witness the demise of our suburban gardens – in other words an alteration in our culture.
Daily Star Sunday meanwhile focuses on: Rise of the Robo Landlord… Last orders for humans as bots take over our boozers… It could be “computer says no” instead of “get outta my pub”… Bosses are getting ready to bring in artificial intelligence landlords to run our watering holes
Extra! Extra!
And another headache for the BBC at the scene of one the nation’s most famous fictional public houses: Albert Square exclusive… Sex attack arrest on set of EastEnders… Scuffle before police swoop… A woman had complained a fellow extra tried to kiss her… “She was very distressed” (The Sun) – oh, the humanity!
In anti-semitism news
Anti-semitism ‘rife among middle class’… Racism against Jewish people is normalised across NHS, education and the arts, official report finds (Telegraph)
How Gaza divided the BBC… Senior editors lawyer up… How a documentary was pulled (Observer)
‘Pubs will be extinct in the next 20 years’
………
White British people will be a minority in 40 years, report claims
Shifting ethnic dynamic of the UK driven by immigration predicted to cause dramatic changes
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06/03/white-british-minority-in-40-years-report-claims/
The research, by Prof Matt Goodwin of Buckingham University, suggests that by the end of the century, the white British share of the population could have fallen to around a third (33.7 per cent).
“Anti-semitism ‘rife among middle class’… Racism against Jewish people is normalised across NHS, education and the arts, official report finds (Telegraph)”
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Labour conference: Members fill hall with Palestinian flags
Published 25 September 2018
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45634379
Up early AISI!
Watch: Child migrants’ fears trying to cross the Channel
https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c36x3k6y4zzo
Lots of BBC lies in this article.
We have the ‘Lie by constrained title’ where the article can ignore everything they don’t want to talk about by restricting to a very specific topic.
We have the ‘Lie by inference’ which only mentions women and children to imply there are lots more of them than there really are.
We have the usual MASSIVE lie by omission – where the fact that almost all the migrants are young males but it is hidden from us. All the close-up shots the BBC can control are women and children. The wide shots they can’t are stuffed full of the type of males we see in the news for stabbing someone.
And the only thing which springs to my mind for this pathetic attempt to use empathy to gain sympathy for these illegal immigrants is how did that BBC idiot clone manage to find them all so easily when the entire French police force didn’t ?.
What a complete joke this is : the rest of the world are laughing at us for how weak we are. And Starmers solution is to send back 1,200 of those 20,000 who came here illegally and agree to accept 1,200 others who come in through the ‘normal’ route.
I can scarcely believe how ridiculous this is. We should intercept the boats, take them back to the French beach then destroy the boats. And f*ck whatever the French say. They are laughing at us.
Watch: Child migrants’ fears trying to cross the Channel02:48
Nearly 20,000 people arrived in the UK in the first half of this year by crossing the English Channel in small boats, up by almost 50% from the same period last year.
BBC Newsround correspondent Jenny Lawrence went to Calais to find out why so many people, including children try to make the dangerous crossing from France daily.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c36x3k6y4zzo
…………
“Calais migrant believes Britons will for for EVERYTHING”
“An example of genuine journalism showing truth and insight.”
Not related ….
HMS Queen Elizabeth conducts first phalanx CIWS test-firing
Prime Minister Starmer tours HMS Prince of Wales at sea
HMS Monmouth fires her main gun
Instead of posing he (Starmer) should be defending our borders !
Roll on Reform Uk.
Stop the Boats!
JohnC
“They are laughing at us.”
They are certainly are, and at our supine government!
So you thought the problem was the epidemic of migrant Muslim men assaulting women across Europe? Wrong. The real problem, according to the German authorities, is nasty native German women groping those poor brown migrants at swimming pools, especially those with a wooden leg, as illustrated below !?
WTF!
So we have the UK top cop telling us black on black crime is rife in London.
Perhaps look around the world where blacks & whites mix and learn the lessons.
New York, Chicago, São Paulo, Johannesburg, or nearer to home, Milan, or Paris perhaps. . . ?
Nope – thought not.
6 July 2025 “Chris Wild said grooming and criminal exploitation are rife in the capital (LONDON), and it is being missed due to poor data-sharing and underfunded services.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8zew2egjvo
“It wasn’t just any children’s home, it was a children’s home run by paedophiles,” he said.
missed due to poor data-sharing and underfunded services
missed due to poor data-sharing and underfunded services
Here’s Matt Walsh on black crime, saying the truth everybody knows, but no-one dares say.
JACKSON, Miss. (WJTV) – Members of the Jackson City Council have called for the Texaco gas station on Medgar Evers Boulevard to be shut down.
Councilman Brian Grizzell, Ward 4, said residents in his ward have called him to express their concerns about the gas station. A man was shot and killed at the gas station on Saturday.
The gas station is located in Ward 3, which is under Councilman Kenneth Stokes. He has called for the gas station to be closed.
Grizzell said he’s started the process to declare the gas station a public nuisance.
https://thebeatofthecapital.com/2024/07/25/jackson-councilmen-want-gas-station-closed/
“We’re going to address it holistically. And what I challenge my team with all the time, we’re not looking for a Band-Aid approach. We’re looking for something more sustainable and a holistic approach,” said Wade.
a holistic approach?
Close everything down to end all crime?
“declare the gas station a safety hazard.”
……………………..
The book challenges people Sowell refers to as “Teflon prophets,” who predict that there will be future social, economic, or environmental problems in the absence of government intervention (Ralph Nader is one of his foremost examples).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vision_of_the_Anointed
Sowell asserts that these thinkers, writers, and activists continue to be revered even in the face of evidence disproving their positions.
I suppose this is linked to the Manchester Airport as well….
“Met Police ‘four times more likely’ to use force on black people
Published 30 July 2020”
A serving officer, who spoke to the BBC on condition of anonymity, said: “As far as they’re concerned black people are more aggressive.
Due to colonialism?
Racism?
White privilege?
“But the young man said he was grateful that since he began mining five years ago, he has been able to save a little money for a dowry and is now married with children.
“My life has really changed. Mining has really helped me.””
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cyvj986l615o
“The coltan ore must be washed ready for the buyers who trade it on – and eventually tantalum will be extracted from this for use in electronic devices”
https://www.brookings.edu/articles/the-black-white-test-score-gap-why-it-persists-and-what-can-be-done/
The bBC have not noticed yet that there is an economic storm brewing. The last lot never got a grip of government spend and this lot are taking the wrecking ball to the tax base. The bBC have also failed to notice that the Chancellor lies (chess champion) and is dishonest (expenses and taking improperly authorised time of work – both at HBOS). Despite the fact that we all know that she was Oxbridge (how could you miss it?) she is simply not fit for purpose. Again, not that you would know from the bBC, she just feels like a ‘me too Paula’ floundering about in her inability. Sadly she will do substantially more damage than Vennels (again not that the bBC will notice).
Rachel Reeves says she ‘should have done better’ amid plagiarism row Published 26 October 2023
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67225980
Labour’s shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves has said she “should have done better”, after it emerged some passages of her new book were lifted from other sources without acknowledgment.
………………….
MPs raise questions about Rachel Reeves’s CV
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy12820kwwo
Reeves has previously said she worked as an economist at Halifax Bank of Scotland (HBOS) before entering politics.
However, her profile on the networking site LinkedIn has been changed to say the role at HBOS was in retail banking.

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Rachel Reeves’ “British Chess Champion” Myth Busted
https://order-order.com/2024/10/15/investigation-rachel-reeves-british-chess-champion-myth-busted/
Maybe whoever first said she was a champion was thinking of a different tournament – which wouldn’t be the officially recognised one. There are no extant records that anyone has found of a championship victory. Go back to previous years in British Chess Championship records and you can see that in the Under 13s Championship Rachel came 29th. She came 19th in the Under 12s in 1990.
Non its more serious than that – not only is she personally incapable – but she hasnt even recruited capable advisors .
So the ‘ risk premium’ in the value of the pound is driving it down as the interest bill is going up .
And as tax receipts fall along with GDP all those promises she and TTK have made will look stupid
The mansion house speech on wednesday will be watched far more than usually by people with private pensions and ISAs and if it goes badly Thursday could drive Rachel to tears – again …
Rachel cries – the pound drops. Amazing powers. If she smiles the pound goes up?
1 Migrant IN, 650 mps OUT.
1 Migrant IN, 1 PM OUT.
1 Migrant IN, 800 Lords OUT.