Question Time 11th March 2010

Question Time comes from Dewsbury, which is represented by Muslim MP, Shahid Malik and has been a Labour seat since 1935. Sayeeda (now Baroness) Warsi was 4,615 votes adrift in 2005.

On the panel so far we have Monty Don, who as a male makes him a plant, Caroline Flint, Justine Greening and Jo Swinson.

Please join moderators TheEye and David Mosque here at 10:30pm UK time.

Question Time 11th March 2010

Question Time this week is one which will arouse passions of various types, for we have an all wimmin audience to mark International Women’s Week. There will be chaos in the car park.

It comes from Dewsbury, which is represented by Muslim MP, Shahid Malik and has been a Labour seat since 1935. Sayeeda (now Baroness) Warsi was 4,615 votes adrift in 2005.

On the panel so far we have Monty Don, who as a male makes him a plant, Caroline Flint, Justine Greening and Jo Swinson.

For those who wish to take part in the Biased-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “XX Chromosome Rules” meaning that anyone with “Chairman“, “Ombudsman” or “Serviceman” on a line will be taken to a re-education camp, and those with both “Harman” and “Hypocrite” may nominate their spouse to become an MP. Players blaming Lady Thatcher for holding back the rise of wimmin miss a turn.

A testosterone-fuelled moderators box will be manned by TheEye and David Mosque, and we look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

Question Time 4th March 2010

Question Time this week comes from London and the panel is Mayor of London Boris Johnson, Lord Adonis, Shirley Williams, Carol Vorderman and Will Self.

We look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

Question Time 4th March 2010

Question Time this week comes from London; soon to be the first city in the world to host the Summer Olympics three times. So don’t expect any questions on how much money that will lose.

The panel is Mayor of London Boris Johnson, the improbably named Lord Adonis, BBC favourite Shirley Williams, AllSeeingEye’s childhood fantasy Carol Vorderman and the mind-numbingly smug Will Self.

For those who wish to take part in the Biased-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “One Foot In The Grave Rules” meaning that anyone with “Hero“, “Principled” or “Idealism” on any line will win a guided tour of Broadcasting House by an impartial newsreader of your choice, and those with “Ashcroft” in any corner should play their Joker early. Players must be fully domiciled in the UK for tax purposes unless they support Labour.

TheEye will be joined again by the excellent David Mosque in the Moderators’ Box, and we look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

Question Time 25th February

Question Time this week comes from 2009 European City of Sport, Cardiff.

The panel is perma-tanned oxygen thief Peter Hain, the Shadow Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox MP, the Plaid Cymru leader Elfyn Llwyd MP, UKIP’s Nigel Farage MEP and the unspeakably awful Janet Street Porter.

Question Time 25th February

Question Time this week comes from 2009 European City of Sport, Cardiff.

The panel is perma-tanned oxygen thief Peter Hain, the Shadow Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox MP, the Plaid Cymru leader Elfyn Llwyd MP, UKIP’s Nigel Farage MEP and the unspeakably awful Janet Street Porter.

For those who wish to take part in the Biased-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “Flying Nokia Rules” meaning that anyone with “Bully“, “Unfit To Govern” or “Mental” on their cards won’t get their question asked, and those with “Narrowing Opinion Polls” in any corner should play their Joker early. Players needing assistance may make an anonymous telephone call, but it may later be reported on television.

TheEye will be joined again by the excellent David Mosque in the Moderators’ Box, and we look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

Question Time 18th February Live-Chat

Welcome to the Question Time Live-Chat, with your hosts All Seeing Eye and David Mosque.

The panel tonight are Roy Hattersley, Rory Stewart, Lynne Featherstone, Ruth Lea and Tom Conti.

We’ll be kicking off at 22:30 UK time and carrying on until the lights fall on yet another edition of This Week. Enjoy…

Question Time 18th February

Question Time this Thursday hails from Middlesborough. It’s QT’s second visit to what the local council describe as the “flagship” town hall…which presumably means that it has sails on and the crew have scurvy.

The panel this week include Roy Hattersley and actor Tom Conti.

For those who wish to take part in the B-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “Gosling Rules” meaning getting “Self-Publicist”, “Pillow” and “Murder” on a diagonal line win you a television documentary. Anyone needing assistance must clearly ask for help, and the prize this week is a Get Out Of Jail Free Card.

This week we have a new line-up in the B-BBC QT Moderators Box. Guiding you through this weeks splurge of socialism will be the All Seeing Eye and, back on the team, the excellent David Mosque. If you haven’t tried our live-chat before then please give it a go. It’s a free-wheeling, non serious bit of virtual pub-talk…of the sort you get just before closing time. After all, who’d watch QT if they were sober, eh? Strictly lighthearted banter and only for those with well developed senses of wit, irony and sarcasm.

As usual the gluttons for punishment can stay with the chat to enjoy This Week as well. See you here at 10:30 UK time.

Question Time 11th February

Welcome to the Question Time live-chat, which this week is watching events unfold in Northern Ireland.

On the panel is leader of Traditional Unionist Voice Jim Allister QC, Old Bailey bomber and IRA terrorist Gerry Kelly, Conservative Lord Trimble, Sammy Wilson of the DUP and Secretary of State for Northern Ireland Shaun “Where’s my Butler” Woodward.

The chat will be going live at 10:30pm UK time (give or take a few minutes for last chance refilling of wine glasses). Enjoy!

Question Time 11th February

Question Time tomorrow night is a Northern Ireland special. On the panel will be leader of Traditional Unionist Voice Jim Allister QC, Old Bailey bomber and IRA terrorist Gerry Kelly, Conservative Lord Trimble, Sammy Wilson of the DUP and Secretary of State for Northern Ireland Shaun “Where’s my Butler” Woodward.

Coming at an important stage of  political changes in Northern Ireland, it will be fascinating to see how the BBC attempt to shape the news agenda with their choice of panel, audience and questions.

For those who wish to take part in the B-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “Stormont Rules” meaning that “Iris Robinson” is on every card, and getting “Blair“, “Mowlam” and “Hand of History” on a diagonal line is an instant win. The prize this week is a shared Nobel Peace Prize (slightly scratched).

As usual, the live chat will begin here at 22:35 UK time and, as the All Seeing Eye is back, we’ll be carrying on through ‘This Week’ afterwards too. Please come and join us!