, near the end, Jeremy Paxman announced:
Well, that’s all from Newsnight tonight. Before we go, a correction to our markets, the Dow Jones was actually, aw, this is bad, up this evening, not down as we reported. How do we manage to get it so wrong so frequently on the markets?
Well, I don’t know Jeremy, but I could hazard a guess or three! Then:
It was the 100th anniversary today though of the foundation of the Boy Scouts though.
D’oh! It’s just the Scouts these days Jeremy – girls are members too you know! (And what was with that second ‘though’? or was it a “D’oh!”?).
There are now said to be 28-million of them, all as Baden-Powell promised, smiling and whistling under all circumstances. There are 40,000 of them camped out at Brownsea Island in Dorset.
D’oh! There are 40,000 of them camped out at the World Scout Jamboree 2007 in Hylands Park, Chelmsford in Essex, with 300 lucky Scouts participating in the Brownsea camp re-enactment on Brownsea Island in Dorset…
Goodnight.
Well, at least you got that right Jeremy. Well, the night part anyway.
We then cut to film of Peter Duncan, the Chief Scout, hand raised in Scout salute, saying, as the titles roll (as is the way on hip-and-happening Newsnight these days):
Join with me, in saying, “On my honour, I promise that I will do my best…”
…then Parum-pum-pum-pum he’s silenced and the Newsnight theme starts at full blast – omitting the rest of the Scout Promise as the film and end credits continue to roll.
Now, the Scout Promise is:
On My Honour, I promise that I will do my best
To do my duty to God and to the Queen,
To help other people
And to keep the Scout Law
…which is sufficiently short that Newsnight could have included it in full within their end-title sequence, yet, in common with other BBC news coverage that I saw, they chopped it off after ‘do my best’.
It’s enough to make one wonder if the BBC has a problem with the concepts of doing one’s duty to God and to the Queen, helping other people and keeping the Scout Law (which is equally straightforward and eloquent). Surely not.
A wiggle-woggle to Chuffer for spotting the first Scout promise abridgement.