Life of Albert
There I was minding my own business, came out of the mosque one Friday and jumped on a 54 bus to Pristina, all was kushty. Fell asleep didn’t I…only missed my bleeding stop, next thing I knew I was in Syria. Blimey, what a turn up. My mum would have been pissed if she’d known. Still, eh, when in Rome, so I joined an Islamic terrorist organisation….well, I had a … Continue reading