MALLEUS MALEFICARUM

I have concluded that the BBC is frantically busy compiling the equivalent of the Malleus Maleficarum, the documentation of “proof” by the medieval Church that witches existed. Here, we have alien species – in this case, floating pennywort, a nasty invader from the nasty US – callously and viciously invading the pristine waterways of Northern Ireland. Here, strange men called Megonigels are devising new and ever more cunning ways of detecting the noxious and treacherous substance called carbon (even though it makes plants grow faster), and building fantastical new contraptions in pursuit of their prey. Here, the Black priest of the new religion is intoning the need for us to part with our cash to go on a new crusade in order to slay the dragons that are causing grievous loss of species. And here, nasty products that come from our sinful, dirty way of life are polluting and defiling the innocent creatures that should be protected at all cost.

Once upon a time, these non events would never have made the BBC, or any other, news. But because the BBC is engaged in a religious crusade based on cod science, anything goes. Strange signs and strange portents, indeed.

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5 Responses to MALLEUS MALEFICARUM

  1. Backwoodsman says:

    Thought for any beeboids reading this. If you had not stridently opposed any attempts to limit the influx of millions of economic migrants ( aka labours’ vote bank) , a great deal of unspoilt countryside, home to all those species you are so concerned about, could have been saved from the bulldozers.
    Its the blight of unchecked urban sprawl that you should have been concerned about, not binyamin’s utterly bogus human rights.

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  2. Natsman says:

    The pit of ordure, known as the BBC.  A world inhabited by hobgoblins, witches, with their boiling, steaming cauldrons of malcontent,  
     
    Eye of Harrabin, leg of Black, heh-heh-heh,  
    THAT’LL knock the righties back!  
    Rent boys, druggies, all things green  
    impartiality? – it’s in our genes  
    heh, heh, heh  
    just pay your money (the licence fee)  
    you’ll see how biased we can be  
    an agenda is the thing, you see,  
    to keep us sweet at the BBC…  
    we have no time for factual news  
    and like to bate and harass jews  
    and whilst you fill our pension pot  
    we’ll give you all the spin we’ve got  
    and when you think we’ve had our day  
    we’ll take the dosh, and melt away.  
     
    The BBC – robbing you blind for years

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  3. Deborah says:

    It is the total invasion of their own agenda into every programme that is getting worse.

    Last night Radio 4 Richard Herring’s Objective – disguised as a comedy programme – a 5 minute rant on what sort of earth our children would inherite …just because we don’t turn our TV’s off standby.

    Then on the culture show (BBC 2) a 5 minute rant by a presenter  (Tom Daykoff???) on how bad ‘The Tories’ were when it came to town and country planning.

    The BBC agenda on every programme they make.

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  4. Cassandra King says:

    Age old superstitious ignorance being exploited by the modern priests of the new religion.
    Guilt and fear are potent weapons in the hands of those able and willing to exploit them and the BBC is caught up in it. The current exploitation of peoples base instincts is nothing new, its been used many times before by people who desire power and control over others, thus has it ever been. Its common knowledge that if you can make people frightened and insecure and jealous and angry enough they will do almost anything, the age old trick is to exploit this.

    It has nothing to do with saving the earth for some mythical ‘future generations’ yet to be born and even less with biodiversity or global warming or pollution or sea level rises or the poles melting. Its all about money and power, the aquisition and retention and expansion of power by appealing to the age old base instincts of fear and guilt and hatred and uncertainty and jealousy.

    THE BBC: PUREST EVIL.

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  5. AndyUk06 says:

    Megonigel wants your tax money.  Otherwise who else in their right mind will want to part with their hard-earned money in order to fund such weak-ass research such as this.

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