Who Watches The Watchers

Do you think the BBC et al would have been more ready to accept PC Harwood’s version of events regarding the death of Ian Tomlinson at the G20 protests if Ian Tomlinson had been a Tory?

From the official notebook of PC Simon Harwood recording the events that resulted in the death of Ian Tomlinson at the G20 protests in London.

‘I was having a rest break after a long period of time helping to prevent a family of polar bears being brutally exploited and abused by city bankers when a man, now identified as Ian Tomlinson, came up to me and kicked me in the testicles shouting ‘Fucking plod’…..I believe he may have been heavily under the influence of several  kinds of intoxicants including the Guardian newspaper.

I fell to the ground and when I had recovered my breath and my eyes had stopped watering I requested that he didn’t do that again and that he move along.

As I lay there Mr Tomlinson then proceeded to take out his penis and urinated upon me. I told him to desist otherwise I would have to issue him with a warning.

Mr Tomlinson laughed and ground out his cannabis cigarette in my face. I told him I understood his anger at ‘The System’ but  I may have to arrest him if he didn’t stop.

At that he moved off but suddenly a speeding express train thundered through the square and I had to push Mr Tomlinson out of its way to save his life. He fell to the ground and lay there unmoving.

My training kicked in and I proceeded to give first aid…the initial act being to test a casualty’s reactions so I prodded him gently with my baton…he failed to respond, so I prodded him harder. Again no response so I called an ambulance. I then removed my identity tabs so that undue attention would not deflect me from my crucial work ensuring the safety of those protesting about the rape of the planet by greedy industrialists and financiers.

Mr Tomlinson would have made a full recovery I believe had not the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital and unfortunately Mr Tomlinson died as a result of that RTA.

I write this for your information as Mr Tomlinson’s family would appear to indicate that they are unhappy with my actions.

I have recorded this fully in my pocket book.

 

 If Ian Tomlinson had been a Tory minister would that ‘report’ have been taken as Gospel?

Not saying that the BBC et al are all too ready to believe the police when they want and to disbelieve when they want but the evidence is there that the police are more than ready to twist the truth for their own purposes.

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4 Responses to Who Watches The Watchers

  1. Steve says:

    The BBC hate The Police. I came to this conclusion on the realisation that every BBC TV & Radio news broadcast I have heard in at least the last 15 years has at least one “news” item providing an outright assault / attack on The Police, just in case we might forget that they are “the bad guys” & must be treated with suspicion & distrust ( especially those awful white ones, yes THOSE ones ) at all times.

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  2. Demon says:

    Brilliant.

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  3. chrisH says:

    Was it “fuckin` plod” then…or was it misheard as “fuckin` pleb”?
    WE simply have GOT to re-open this one and keep yet more lawyers and media quislings in the gravy for alittle while longer.

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  4. Jim Dandy says:

    The Sun is leading the charge on this story, with the Telegraph riding shotgun. So your left wing plot implication doesn’t quite work.

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