The Army psychiatrist/Muslim terrorist sentenced to death for the Fort Hood shooting rampage has been forcibly shaved….An Army spokesman stated that the beard is considered to be a security threat.
China Bans ‘Abnormal’ Beards
China has banned ‘abnormal’ beards as part of a major crackdown on what it sees as religious extremism in the western province of Xinjiang.
The measure, which comes into effect Saturday, also bans veils and names, as well as other “extremist signs.”
Beards are clearly dangerous in the hands of religious fanatics.
Guess we’re a day late [welcome to April] with this one from the Mail…..
Google blood money: Web giant cashes in on vile four-minute video showing ‘weapons expert’ demonstrating how Muslim extremists can smuggle weapons onto aircraft undetected, turning their beards into murderous makeshift weapons.
A Mail on Sunday investigation today exposes how Google has cashed in on a sickening YouTube video that shows viewers how to weaponise a beard and use it in a terror attack.
The vile video was online for six months despite widespread warnings that UK jihadis use such material for training.
The Mail on Sunday easily found the film online despite promises made last week by YouTube owners Google to crack down on extremist material.
Last night, Home Secretary Amber Rudd condemned the video and demanded that YouTube take action to ensure similar films are banned.
She said: ‘We will not tolerate the internet being used to hide terrorist activities or, as The Mail on Sunday has revealed, provide information to assist them in their terrible activities.
And Labour’s Yvette Cooper, chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, said: ‘The idea that YouTube and Google should profit from something so depraved is appalling.
‘When are Google going to get their act together and stop making money out of vile hatred?’
This may well confuse Amber
Ban U tube videos
Ban Beards
Or ban April Fools day. As no fool likes being made to look a fool!
Whats a girl to do?
Ban the BBC.
There was a young man with a beard
Who wanted to be the one feared
Two grenades just for fun
Four bombs and a gun
Were all nested inside his beard
Apologies to Edward Lear.
Remember the Spectator’s ‘Write an obscene and insulting limerick about President Erdogan’ competition last year? Here are a couple I came up with:
Erdogan, as a pilgrim to Mecca,
Was a truly perverted old fecker,
the result of his Haj
Was a Sharia charge,
for porking a pig with his pecker.
In the country of Turkish delight,
Pres Erdogan (whose manhood was slight)
Shagged an unwilling pheasant,
But found it unpleasant,
Yet shagged at again out of spite.
What do you call a Muslim who lives in a passageway between buildings ?
Ali .
Nibor,
LOL !
What do you call a Muslim who lives in a passageway between buildings and takes food from the garbage?
Ali bin Rayda
The person he raided was Osama Bin Laden
I wonder when the bBC will get round to reporting this worthy human rights story regards this piece of shite:
US: Nidal Hasan (Fort Hood shooter) plans hunger strike to protest ‘America’s hatred’ for Sharia law
You know they want to.
Pounce,
That is great news. Let’s hope they don’t force feed him and the bastard starves to death.
The authorities should “de-weaponise” him before he departs for his 72 virgin paradise.
There was a mad muz with a beard
it grew from eard to eard
was full of knives a gun and rice
and even an odd grenade
I think the concept of the ‘abnormal beard’ might catch on. The BBC could use it in euphemistic mode, instead of using the dreaded I or M words :
‘The suspect, after running over several pedestrians was finally shot dead. There is no obvious link to terrorism, however police have issued warnings that abnormal beard owners may face a backlash from far-right groups’.
Will Barbophobia become a new offence?