262 Responses to Weekend 3 December 2022- so what ?

  1. Zephir says:

    Over to ITV for the England game, they are not much better than the racist, sexist bbc but at least we don’t have to listen to lectures by some jug eared Euro woke goalhanger

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  2. Tabs says:

    BBC1 right now has ‘The EarthShot Prize’ on. It is yet another private jet fly in, this time in Boston, for the usual faces such as David Beckham, Prince William etc to lecture us about fixing the climate.

    The stage is full of fake green plants made out of plastic and metal. What was the carbon footprint to create all that when an empty stage would have sufficed?

    Edit: It is a £1m pound prize to keep the BS going apparently.

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    • Fedup2 says:

      Beckham still pushing for the knighthood – but taking money from the Arabs to say how nice Qatar is might push it further back ….
      …. But rishi or the next PM will do it to be ‘popular’…

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      • BRISSLES says:

        I know tattoos are very much a personal ‘thing’, and each to their own, BUT added to my inbuilt dislike of Beckham, I physically cringe when I see him in tuxedo splendour with endless inkings around his neck. He might have 350 mill in the bank, but he still looks like an oik.

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  3. Guest Who says:

    The bbc is beyond laughable.

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  4. Zephir says:

    ITV news gives time to the ginger whinge in a spiderman costume ffs.

    Although when I notice the first signs of oncoming dementia, I am considering hanging a batman costume in my wardrobe just to play a trick on myself.

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  5. harry142857 says:

    France versus Poland female (she/her/it) commentator. Sounds rough as they comeFive minutes to go. “Don’t forget to tune into Match today tonight for highlights of Senegal versus England.”

    Not England versus Senegal as any normal person would say. Relentless wokery.

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  6. tomo says:

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  7. tomo says:

    Meanwhile in Lincolnshire…

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  8. tomo says:

    EDDIE IZZARD has failed to become Labour candidate for Sheffield central. Abtisam Mohamed selected.

    – will Eddie lurch to another constituency ?

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  9. digg says:

    With the onset of winter weather I see Just Stop Oil lunatics have changed course. Instead of hanging off freezing cold gantries on the M25 complaining about the planet burning up they are now protesting the government about people freezing due to energy costs.

    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/dec/03/just-stop-oil-activists-occupy-beds-in-harrods-in-protest-against-fuel-poverty

    That’s about as 180 degree as it’s possible to get!

    The bonus for the protestors is that they have switched to occupying nice warm stores and buildings, even taking to comfy beds in Harrods.

    Totally duplicitous behaviour which makes them look like the pampered largely well-heeled idiots they actually are!

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  10. taffman says:

    “EU must act over distortions from US climate plan – von der Leyen”
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63852394
    Hello, hello, hello what’s going on ere then?

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  11. Zephir says:

    Bbc must be hating it

    Half time England 2 Senegal 0

    Will they organise a trauma advice line ?

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    • TrickCyclist says:

      Did anyone else turn over to Antiques Roadshow at the halftime whistle?
      If you did you would have had a lecture from a black fellow about a silver sugar bowl equalling slavery for Africans.
      The BBC are relentless.

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  12. Nibor says:

    Lady who wants to distinguish herself from British people gets annoyed when a British person asks what distinguishes her .

    So let’s debate .
    I think on one side it should be Tommy Robinson ( formerly known as Stephen Yaxley Lennon as the BBC keep telling us )
    Adjudicated by Vicky Price ( formerly known as VickyHuhne as the BBC have forgotten to tell us )
    Versus Ngozi Fulani ( formerly known as Melanie Headly , wonder if the BBC will ever tell us that ? ) .

    The venue will be the O2 Arena ( formerly known as the Millenium Dome ) .

    Tickets can be purchased with a discount if you are a member of the Liberal Democrat party ( formerly known as The Liberal Party , formerly known before that as the Whig party )
    Or
    If you are a member of New Labour ( formerly known as the Labour Party for the workers , now for university lecturers) ,
    Or from
    The Tory party ( formerly known as the Conservative party , formerly again the Tory party , now Blue Labour) .

    Discounts also available for European Union employees ( formerly known as the European Community, formerly before that as the European Economic Community , before that the Common Market . Those that say United States of Europe get an even bigger discount) .

    Police Service personnel also get a discount ( formerly known as policemen in the police force) .

    People Of Colour ( formerly known as Coloured people , black people , West Indians and some derogatory terms by racists , formerly known as racialists ) will also get a discount.

    LGBTQZ+ people will also get a discount .

    By mistake the steam railway enthusiasts will get a discount so that covers the LNERGWRLMS historical societies.
    And Transport For London TfL have muscled in .

    The Trade Unions (formerly known as TGWU , GMB , etc now known as Unite , RMT etc ) will get a discount.

    The Border Farce ( formerly known as the Border Force ) will facilitate gatecrashers without tickets into the venue .

    BBC people ( formerly known as the British Broadcasting Corporation as still clinging on to that name though God knows why ) will be in it for free of course.

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    • Zephir says:

      What is it about people with tea towels on their heads ??

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      • Northern Voter says:

        That’s racist, that is. It shows they used to pick tea leaves before partition. What did the sub continental gain from partition? Answers on a lolly stick please.

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  14. BRISSLES says:

    How long will it be before the BBC hone in on Ngazi Fuloni aka Marlene Headley to be their black poster girl ? Nadya Hussein has probably exhausted all the remits of cookery / travel shows / quizzes; Oti Mabuse is currently doing the rounds, and there are endless black males in the queue from the latest contestants of Strictly, so we await for the re-invention of Marlene as she takes us on a guided tour of Nigeria via the Caribbean via Hackney via Watford before appearing on The Great British Sewing Bee showing us whiteys how to create an African dress using leopard print cushion covers in the invention test.

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    • Zephir says:

      Poster girl ?

      Face like a witch doctor’s rattle.

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      • Fedup2 says:

        Congratulations to woke United / Senegal ( delete as applicable ) … it’s time for the Start The Week Thread in which Up2 gets first as usual – for the fee – as usual …

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    • Eddy Booth says:

      Nah.. she’ll inevitably star on Casualty, shot in a drive-by, whilst attending a gangster party in sowth London.

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  15. tomo says:

    Twenty years ago a pal on end of life cancer care was denied opioids “because they’re addictive”

    Never thought I’d see this:

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  16. vlad says:

    Yep, Meghan and Yoko have a lot in common.
    Both are scheming little vixens who broke up the Fab Four.
    Both are bonkers.
    Meghan is affectionately known as Yoko Moan-o.
    And whenever people see Meghan they exclaim “Oh No”.

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