Hard Not to Laugh



Jude Law’s security team was attacked and mugged by migrants when the cameras stopped after the Hollywood star left the jungle camp in Calais

Security guards hired to protect Jude Law when he visited the ‘Jungle’ migrant camp were reportedly targeted by rock-pelting migrants just moments after the actor boarded the coach home.

But moments after the celebrities had boarded the production team coach back to Britain, their security team was ambushed, according to the Sunday People.

The attackers reportedly hurled stones at the men before stealing their mobile phones. 

A source told the newspaper: ‘We were shocked to see some of the migrants acting like football hooligans. The security team had stones thrown at them and two had phones smashed and stolen.’

Let ’em all in…they can squat at Jude’s place…places…or Mark Easton’s.

A nice gaff in Malibu or how about the £14 million one in Highgate?……

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37 Responses to Hard Not to Laugh

  1. ObiWan says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen. Sorry, but if we’re to take on the regressive left properly we need to be properly armed. Photo or video evidence would be preferable, since anything less counts as mere hearsay to regressive morons – these delusional nutcases will never, ever accept anything the right wing media have to say on the migrant issue unless we can back it all up with cold, hard evidence that cannot be disputed, or misinterpreted or discounted in any other way.

    I have come to the inevitable conclusion that the only way to fight the totalitarian left is by the use of proof – stats, pics, video, government reports – whatever it takes. All else is shouting into the sky. They won’t hear you.


    • G.W.F. says:

      Agree up to a point. I have just watched a video of a bunch of Moslem fanatics lining five women up, chanting their prayers at them and then clumsily but sadistically beheading them and mutilating their bodies with axes. I am not going to post it here. But I will tell you now that the left, and the media will not be moved to condemn the killers. There will be excuses, and it is an affront to community cohesion to speak about them. There is no crime that will move the totalitarian left and their feminist and interfaith supporters into condemnation


      • Beltane says:

        Perfectly valid ‘excuse’ GWF. The chaps involved were in Phase 2 of their City and Guilds Halal Butchery course, and the good news is that they all passed, two with distinction.


      • Roland Deschain says:

        Why would you watch it? It’s enough for me to know it goes on, without seeing the gruesome details.


        • G.W.F. says:

          Why did I watch it? Many reasons, none of which indicate a minus point on my moral standing.
          But this was one of several sent to me over time from a survivor of 9/11 and in many ways I feel that an appropriate comment is warranted.
          I don;t know if Ike really told people to photograph victims of the death camps, saying that otherwise someone will say it never happened, but the point is well made. Ten more years of the multikulture and government led suppression of information and people will never believe what is being recorded today.


          • Roland Deschain says:

            I wasn’t getting at you – sorry if it came over as that. It’s just that I would be unable to watch something like that.


            • G.W.F. says:

              Many thanks. I don’t recommend watching it.


              • Grant says:

                I saw something similar many years ago and cannot understand how anyone can consider these butchers to be members of the human race. I feel much the same about those on the liberal left whose silence, in effect, condones these horrific acts. They are just as guilty as the actual perpetrators .


    • Arthurp says:

      How about this? Courtesy of the religion of peace.


    • Alan says:

      Not the actual attack in question but evidence that they are perfectly capable of such things…if we weren’t fully aware of just how violent these ‘migrants’ are…


      • Oaknash says:

        Ha Ha ! – Pity Benedict wasnt there to reason with them. Its understandable their frustration really all these medical and engineering skills going to waste and its all our fault! – howibal waycists that we are. Cant understand why we wouldnt want to let them in really.
        Amazing stoning skills I noticed a couple of good left arm orthodox spins and a very nice leg break – guess all that practice with adulterers pays off in the end! -wicked!


        • Oaknash says:

          Maybe Emma Thompson could also have popped round and calmed things down with a nice slice of Victoria sponge for all. Poor darlings throwing rocks at the police and luvvies can be very tiring without refreshments!


  2. Roland Deschain says:

    ‘We were shocked to see some of the migrants acting like football hooligans.’

    I’d love to know why it came as such a surprise to them. Did they really think it was all Daily Express and “far-right” lies?


    • Mrs Kitty says:

      I wish someone had taken offence at “acting like football hooligans”. No they were acting like gimmiegrants and Muslim arseholes (I’m not a footy hooligan by the way) should have been the reply.


    • Guest Who says:

      As I recall football hooliganism these days involves using words off colour on the Paris Metro that cause mental anguish.

      Skull cracking via the medium of stone is more the SOP of another group entirely.


  3. Doublethinker says:

    Can we please have all the addresses of those offering to home migrants so we can direct any we may come across to a warm welcome.


  4. G.W.F. says:

    It’s a gas at Calais. Following ‘Hey Jude’ it’s ‘Everyone Get Stoned’. Mark Stone of Sky TV with a Gimmie campaigner gets stoned by the Gimmies during an interview.



  5. Grant says:

    Isn’t it so funny how the European “elites” are panicking now ? Unaware of what they have unleased. Unaware of how to deal with it ! What a bunch of useless assholes.


  6. magicoat says:

    Definitely not reported by the BBC
    Resident of Calais speaks. This is the death of civilization.


    • Philip_2 says:

      My heart goes out to that resident of Calais. She should be elected as the Mayor of Calais. You get the feeling that something is going to break either in France or Germany. There is fear and hatred for their own governments following the same path to destruction and humiliation. Not sure its the end, this is the beginning I think of the end of the EU dream of a super state.
      The way the Police arrest its own citizens in France and Germany for protesting of almost unspeakable acts by Muslims (mainly) reminds me of Rotherham – and how the Police and authorities look the other way when you start to question ‘why’ and ‘how’ they seem powerless to act.


      • ObiWan says:

        “…The way the Police arrest its own citizens in France and Germany for protesting of almost unspeakable acts by Muslims (mainly) reminds me of Rotherham…”

        It reminds me of the SS or the Stazi. This is how the regressive left always behaves, so I don’t know why I should be surprised. When the left feels under attack they go immediately into The Full Totalitarian mode – they start banning, censoring, threatening, subverting the law, victim-blaming, enacting new legislation and so-on before finally employing the full muscle of the State to enforce their filthy doctrine. Socialism always – always – comes down eventually to the naked use of brute force.

        Yes, this year and from hence forward, things are going to get a lot worse in Europe.


      • Cranmer says:

        I’ve been quite surprised at just how much ‘Brexit fever’ has spread. I really didn’t think it would get so much attention. I’ve been watching the rather good German series ‘Deutschland 83’ online (it’s about spies in the cold war era) and I suddenly realised today’s EU situation feels a little like things did just before all the revolutions in ’89. Nobody really thought the USSR and its satellites would crumble so quickly, it all happened in a domino effect. I wonder if something similar is happening in the EU. Of course, it could just all blow over – the UK could vote ‘No’ and we just go back to more of the same, but somehow I doubt it.


  7. Jeff says:

    “We were shocked to see some of the migrants behaving like football hooligans.” Why? British truckers have been warning us for yonks what this violent third world trash were doing in this area. Our blokes have repeatedly said that it’s only a matter of time before someone loses their life. They have been assaulted, had knives pulled on them and their windscreens smashed.
    I guess these Guardian reading liberal thespians don’t take much notice of what the plebs say. They’re far more concerned about the deprived third world gimmiegrants than the plight of the British working class.
    Oh dear the nasty Muslim men threw stones at us and stole our phones.
    GOOD! Now you know what it feels like.


  8. oldartist says:

    It’s a hard life for luvvies on the virtue signalling bandwagon. It’s probably too much to hope for that the silly sod might actually give a thought to what the residents of Calais have to live with every day.


  9. Rob in Cheshire says:

    This is almost as funny as when a right-on friend back in the 80s got mugged by a gang of black youths on his way home from a Rock Against Racism concert. Well, it made me laugh at any rate.


    • The Lord says:

      That is hilarious, Rob. You’d need a total humour by-pass not to think so.
      Do you remember the right-on squirt in Ferguson. After being nearly killed having his car jacked, they interviewed him in the hospital. Through his bandages, he croaked, ‘It was my own fault for parading my white privilege in front of them’. PMSL.


      • chrisH says:

        Can I “trump ” you with the dopey bint in Cologne-who was the mayor as hundreds of her sisters were getting groped, robbed and raped over the New Year.
        Apparently she was hospitalised just over a year previous-and from HER hospital bed fretted about maybe not clarifying the expectations in advance to the megrants that did her over, at her “Migrants Welcome” party at the City Hall.
        Got to laugh-even through your bandages.
        But they don`t-never funny is it?
        How did these weirdies ever get their hands on power of any kind?…where the hell was I?


  10. Edward says:

    Yet another example of blatant naivety. What we are witnessing in this day and age is the gap between the privileged class with their ideology and the rest of us left to live with the consequences.

    Celebs think that visiting places in distress and spewing kind words will absolve them of all responsibility. And that is WORSE than saying nothing at all.


  11. Beltane says:

    Anyone with a copy of Enemy at the Gates can savour a moment of pure pleasure at the expense of our Jude. Fast forward to the final scenes in the marshalling yard, with heroic Russian sniper Jude about to take out his German rival. Go into slo-mo and watch what happens when the intrepid luvvie actually pulls the trigger…..


  12. chrisH says:

    Need an LP here
    1. Rainy Day Women#4
    2. Stoned Love
    3. i`m stone in love with you
    4. Everything I stone
    5. Stone Lee You
    6, Don`t go back to Rockville
    7. Jungle Rock
    8 iT`s only rock and stone(but I like it)
    9.Shingle Belles
    10. Another brick in the balls
    Recordings largely featuring the Rolling Stones, Stone the Crows-with a solo spot by Ann Pebbles!
    Bum bum….Why`s Mr Derek got his hand up my vest?


  13. chrisH says:

    PM with Eddie Mair had a piece about the decline in the tourist industry in Lampadusa.
    Emma Jayne wasn`t sure what might be putting people off going there.
    No..me neither.
    The local hotelier and the boat captain both on the verge of collapse, and after a quarter of a century too.
    They`ll be ready for a change then?
    But-a few dismal Johnnies and moaning Minnies aside-Emma Jayne hops over to the OTHER side of the island.
    Positivity here you see, maybe the naysayers she`s just seen as a bummer elsewhere could learn a lesson from not talking down the trade. not doing down Italia.
    And her new funky cafe owner here is radiating good vibes-upmarket, streetside and -well full of journalists, telly reporters and charity sector activists and observers, gofers and such….
    And doesn`t Milan have a good way with the cut of a border guard uniform?…bellissimmo mio fratelli!
    Trade is good-so come on you down-at-heel Italians over the wrong side of history…serve an amoretto biscuit with the overpriced expressos, and let the BBC and the EU/UNHCR/Oxfam regenerate your economy.
    I mean-rough and ready sunseekers from the working sector of Europe?..COME ON!
    Sounded fine to Eddie of course.
    Do I need a license if I watch this from the rabbit hole in the fifth dimension?
    Or is that only for the reporters, journalists, charity quangos and uniformed border police and MSF?


  14. EUTV says:

    Just wondering….. why did they need a security team?