The Abbottcus Calculus

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Nothing to do with BBC bias but come on, it’s the Diabolical Dabbler Diane Abbott..she’s done it again and fluffed her numbers…is she going for the sympathy vote?……

 

Hmmmmmmmm…leeeeeettttt mmmeeee thinkkkk….

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Two fingers to the lot of you!!!!!

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32 Responses to The Abbottcus Calculus

  1. The Highland Rebel says:

    Diane Abbot / Costello.
    Got to admit she’s a big improvement on al Beebs recent feeble attempts at comedy.

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  2. The General says:

    ” At the time of doing this interview we have net losses of about 50.”

    then, after being told they were 125 :-

    ” Well the last time I looked we had net losses of err….about 100.”

    So…..if the last time she looked they had lost 100 how come she thought that
    half an hour later they would have been about 50 ?

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    • GRIM REAPER says:

      University education……don’t do it kids…get a trade…

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      • fitz says:

        … this bird’s son is doing extraordinarily well at school …

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  3. The General says:

    Actually I should not put her down because when she becomes Home Secretary she is recruiting and additional 250,000 new policemen !!!!!

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    • Jerry Owen says:

      General
      Wow 250 million that’s fantastic!

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    • lojolondon says:

      Yes, and the salary has been increased to £80 per policeman…… or policewoman!!

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      • Jerry Owen says:

        lojolondon
        £80,000 that’s a brilliant salary for 25 policemen and a policewoman.

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        • The General says:

          “No problem, they are all going to be on zero hour contracts……or 20 hour contracts….or 100 hour contracts…. Anyway its all fully costed in our manifesto which we will be publishing shortly after the Election,”

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        • Scroblene says:

          You’re being Doggist, Jerry!

          Where are all the new police dogs?

          Nobody even mentions them…

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    • fitz says:

      … but they are not actually Policemen as the public understands the term … they are POLICE COMMUNITY OFFICERS, whatever their number …

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  4. Mrs Kitty says:

    Not bias but just for the fun of it, she needs a dictionary as well as a calculator

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/800660/Diane-Abbott-says-big-city-wins-prove-Labour-is-NOT-a-metropolitan-party

    When I went to school didn’t that mean big city ???? Oh well Jezza can help her out …….again

    Tory party new slogan

    Diane the gift that keeps on giving.

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  6. Alex says:

    Diane Abbopotomus… the gift that keeps on giving ?cannot adam and eve that she bedded Jeremy Dustbyn.

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    • GRIM REAPER says:

      Kind of explains his appalling judgement on everything……

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  7. Jerry Owen says:

    We shouldn’t be hard on Abbotomus although allegedly Corbyn was!
    I think we should be absolutely brutally merciless on a truly odious extremely racist woman that has also appropriated a Caucasian hairstyle.

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  8. RJ says:

    Tim Harford will be sweating on her keeping her Parliamentary seat. She’s a natural to present “More or Less”.

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    • Fedup says:

      No – the next shadow Labour chancellor . Imagine her doing a budget reply.

      I notice she didn’t use the “7th interview in a row “defence this time .

      She must be due for “national treasure ” status . Except that our futures are more important than this poor excuse for a politician.

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  9. Guest Who says:

    Meanwhile…

    https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/watch-emily-thornberrys-iphone-blunder/

    Can’t think why; the BBC staff surely ahem around 60,000 iPhones between them?

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  10. Oldspeaker says:

    Although the whole Abbott deabacle is giving everyone a good laugh on another level it is actually profoundly depressing, the position of Shadow Home Secretary deserves better than this.

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    • ToobiWan says:

      Do you think she was assigned this position on merit, OS or for some other reason? Maybe Jeremy had some other sort of brief(s) in mind when he offered her the role or should that be roll?

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    • GRIM REAPER says:

      Love to know what Enoch would have thought of her….he saw this coming…we were warned.

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  11. Manxman says:

    A trouser suited tragedy.

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  12. chrisH says:

    Labour are now seeking that Black Alzheimers vote…don`tbe fooled by our Diannes pretence of being thick, privileged, patronising, hypocritical or otherwise a sperm dump for bearded lefties.
    All they need to is put a Big Blue Badge on Hatties Pink Wimminzvann from 2015-get a few disability outriders in a Caravan of Love formation-usual Paris Lees deviants and mobile tattoo parlour fluffups to scream abuse at us as they pass us by-and I can GUARANTEE a Labour Landslide.
    We could then use the Edstone as a skateboard or indeed a surfboard…
    I for one DEMAND more of Dianne and Jeremy, anybody made that film of Loves Young Dream yet?

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  13. gb123 says:

    To help Dianne. Let us start with something she can handle (or maybe not).

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  14. Manxman says:

    Not that stupid, he stole half your pension.

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