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On the panel we have former foreign secretary Margaret Beckett, shadow Health Secretary Andrew Lansley, the unbeatable David Starkey, Charles *hic* Kennedy and Green Party eco-loon Caroline Lucas.

For those who wish to take part in the Biased-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “Trolley Dolly Rules” meaning that anyone with “Labour“, “Unite” and “Money” on a line will win a fortnight camped in the Departure Lounge at Heathrow. Please note that for the duration of this game the No Smoking Light is OFF, complimentary alcohol and peanuts will be served by your B-BBC stewardesses and you may leave your seats at any time.

In the moderating control tower once again TheEye and David Mosque will be watching the radar screens, and we look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

Question Time comes from Dewsbury, which is represented by Muslim MP, Shahid Malik and has been a Labour seat since 1935. Sayeeda (now Baroness) Warsi was 4,615 votes adrift in 2005.

On the panel so far we have Monty Don, who as a male makes him a plant, Caroline Flint, Justine Greening and Jo Swinson.

Please join moderators TheEye and David Mosque here at 10:30pm UK time.

Question Time this week is one which will arouse passions of various types, for we have an all wimmin audience to mark International Women’s Week. There will be chaos in the car park.

It comes from Dewsbury, which is represented by Muslim MP, Shahid Malik and has been a Labour seat since 1935. Sayeeda (now Baroness) Warsi was 4,615 votes adrift in 2005.

On the panel so far we have Monty Don, who as a male makes him a plant, Caroline Flint, Justine Greening and Jo Swinson.

For those who wish to take part in the Biased-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “XX Chromosome Rules” meaning that anyone with “Chairman“, “Ombudsman” or “Serviceman” on a line will be taken to a re-education camp, and those with both “Harman” and “Hypocrite” may nominate their spouse to become an MP. Players blaming Lady Thatcher for holding back the rise of wimmin miss a turn.

A testosterone-fuelled moderators box will be manned by TheEye and David Mosque, and we look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

We look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

For those who wish to take part in the Biased-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “One Foot In The Grave Rules” meaning that anyone with “Hero“, “Principled” or “Idealism” on any line will win a guided tour of Broadcasting House by an impartial newsreader of your choice, and those with “Ashcroft” in any corner should play their Joker early. Players must be fully domiciled in the UK for tax purposes unless they support Labour.

TheEye will be joined again by the excellent David Mosque in the Moderators’ Box, and we look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

Question Time this week comes from 2009 European City of Sport, Cardiff.

The panel is perma-tanned oxygen thief Peter Hain, the Shadow Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox MP, the Plaid Cymru leader Elfyn Llwyd MP, UKIP’s Nigel Farage MEP and the unspeakably awful Janet Street Porter.

Question Time this week comes from 2009 European City of Sport, Cardiff.

The panel is perma-tanned oxygen thief Peter Hain, the Shadow Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox MP, the Plaid Cymru leader Elfyn Llwyd MP, UKIP’s Nigel Farage MEP and the unspeakably awful Janet Street Porter.

For those who wish to take part in the Biased-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the “Flying Nokia Rules” meaning that anyone with “Bully“, “Unfit To Govern” or “Mental” on their cards won’t get their question asked, and those with “Narrowing Opinion Polls” in any corner should play their Joker early. Players needing assistance may make an anonymous telephone call, but it may later be reported on television.

TheEye will be joined again by the excellent David Mosque in the Moderators’ Box, and we look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.