Ah – the Glorious 12th … then .. VJ Day Friday -Solar eclipse Wednesday – Clacton bi election Thursday . BBC gearing up to run the current narrative that Reform is ‘over’ – whatever the outcome . Every political / propaganda programme will parrot the ‘disaster for Nigel Farage ‘…
Midweek 12th August 2026
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BBC Verified….
“Burnham says disposable BBQ ban under consideration”
“Ban on ‘subscription traps’ brought forward by three months”
“‘I paid £400 for a Prada bag on Vinted – only to find it was fake'”
Prime Minister… Hundreds of military-aged men are landing on the South coast on giant boats… Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Pakistan have created a military alliance which has major implications for Israel, Iran and the entire Middle East… Russia has said it will not rule out a pre-emptive strike on the UK or Germany if they continue to arm Ukraine… Italy’s security services are warning of another Cueta-style mass invasion next week… Yes, PM, I know that most of it’s not been reported by the BBC. But what shall we do?
“Er, consider a ban on disposable BBQ’s?”
Comedy that writes itself….. Top of Burnham’s list – saving the people money and not wasting their taxes.
“Why did the French go into it (European Union) then?”
“To protect their inefficient farmers from commercial competition.”
“That certainly doesn’t apply to the Germans?”
“No,no,no. They went in it (EU) to cleanse themselves of genocide and reapply themselves for admission to the human race.”
Yes Minister explains the EEC (EU)
“Serial sex offender who murdered two women and violently raped third given whole life prison sentence”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cmwyevgl1y78t
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The UK Home Office is the ministerial government department responsible for internal affairs, security, immigration, and law enforcement in the United Kingdom. Headed by the Home Secretary, it manages national security, border control, and public safety.
“A mediocracy is a system of government or leadership ruled by a mediocre person or group. In political commentary, it describes a state where those in power lack the exceptional skill, vision, or intellect normally expected of leaders, opting instead for safe conformity, empty rhetoric, and low standards.”
Afghan migrants ‘held woman down and raped her at knifepoint in London park’
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By OLIVIA DAY, ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR, AUSTRALIA
Published: 11:35, 12 August 2026 | Updated: 11:35, 12 August 2026
https://courtnewsuk.co.uk/woman-tells-how-she-was-assaulted-at-knifepoint-by-two-afghan-migrants-in-east-london-park/
A woman wept as she told a court how she was raped in a park at knifepoint by two Afghan migrants. Noorullah Ahmdzai, 26, and a second teenage defendant whose name cannot be reported for legal reasons attacked the woman in Barking Park in East London on 16 August 2025. The two men pinned her to the ground and then threatened her and her male friend with a knife, Snaresbrook Crown Court heard. In evidence the woman said that one…
The Mahdi has arrived
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Mosque_seizure
Zack Polanski solves the housing crisis and green crisis in one solution – plant more trees and let people live in them!
Titwhispering works!
When is Burnham going to call a COBRA meeting re the invasion of Great Britain ?
“The cobra effect is when an attempt to solve a problem makes the problem worse. It describes a perverse incentive where an incentive plan backfires and causes people to act in ways that worsen the original issue.”
The Origin StoryThe Plan: The British government in India wanted fewer cobras in Delhi. They offered a cash reward for every dead cobra.
The Twist: Smart people started to breed cobras at home to get the easy cash.The Backfire: The government stopped the reward when they found out.
The Result: Breeders set their useless snakes free. The wild cobra population grew larger than before. (Note: Historians debate if this exact event happened, but it remains a great example of bad policy design.)