MISSION IMPOSSIBLE


I don’t know Danny Cohen, the new Controller of BBC1, but I suspect that with his archetypal Oxbridge swagger, his highly-contrived casual BBC-Armani style and £250K daylight robbery taxpayer stipend, he’s going to become more than a regular here. He fits the Sissons mould to a beyond-parody T, and at the same time today confirms that he is on a Marxist mission to ram his cod working class values down our throats. Of course, some would say that this is only what the BBC has been doing for decades, though writers like the great Jimmy Perry (quoted in the Mail item), never claimed (to my knowledge) that they were trying to change the world, but merely to observe it in all its comic unpredictability.

God save us from BBC executives on a mission. The last one I recall was the chilling android himself, Blair acolyte and toady John Birt, who, you may recall, had an incomprehensible “Mission to Explain” that he enforced with vicious disregard for any normal values. That, in my book, is where the BBC rot really set in, though some would argue it was a lot earlier than that – including Anthony Jay (see his take on Cohen-style BBC values here), the writer of Yes, Minister, who, I suspect could tell Mr Cohen a thing or two about real comedy and what the BBC should actually be aiming to achieve. And ‘Allo ‘Allo writer Jeremy Lloyd delivers this sensible verdict here:

But you cannot write comedy through social engineering. Television is in enough trouble as it is without having to overcome prejudices about class.

IN THEIR DNA

Peter Sissons has written a book about his time at the BBC. No surprises for readers of B-BBC, and my sources in the newsroom have been telling me these sort of anecdotes for 15 years or more. But finally, someone has broken ranks,and Mr Sissons conveys conviction. The BBC reaction, of course, will be wearyingly predictable; an embittered old man who has lost his marbles. The full article is here. Enjoy every nuanced kick!

COULSON – MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

The BBC has been to the fore over many months to try and get the head of Andy Coulson – Cameron’s spinmeister. The Today programme has never missed the opportunity to sink the knife in. So I am sure there are celebrations at the Beeb that Coulson has resigned today. First Postman Pat (BBC meme – one of the good guys) and now Andy Coulson (BBC meme – forces of darkness) – it’s been a busy week!

PLETT THE IMPARTIAL

I thought that this was a good catch by a B-BBC reader on one of our favourites, the pouting Barbara Plett.

Visit Barbara Plett’s statement in the fifth paragraph here to the effect that Middle East peace talks ended with “Israel’s refusal to reinstate a partial moratorium on construction”. I thought that Netanyahu had offered a three month extension but that the Palestinians had pulled-out (in addition to refusing to negotiate over the major part of the previous 10 month period). If I’m right, then it’s bad faith on the part of Plett and her employers as well as bad faith on the part of the Palestinians who had had no problems in negotiating with Olmert, irrespective of there being no freeze!

THAT BIASED BBC EXPERIENCE!

One of the joys of editing this blog is the frequent emails I receive from so many readers. I do try to respond to as many as possible although  sometimes this can be tricky if I am away from BBBC central, as has been the case for most of this past week. Thank you all for the great and frequent contributions made publicly and sometimes privately. I wish I had more time to focus on this but as Booker T put it, Time is tight! Here is a guest article submitted by Clameur de Haro for which I am indebted.

Financial Crisis Flavoured With Pesto Sauce
One should by now, I suppose, be resigned to the inevitability of any so-called investigative documentary produced by the BBC depicting a predominantly one-sided and partisan account of its subject-matter. In that negative sense at least, Robert Peston’s documentary “Britain’s Banks – Too Big To Save?”, which aired on BBC on Tuesday evening of this week, did not disappoint: because it maintained, for this viewer, the Corporation’s lamentable standards for that depressing genre, and in a number of areas. 
Few readers will fail to recollect, particularly during Gordon Brown’s reign at the Treasury but persisting through his disastrous premiership, Peston’s seeming uncanny closeness and access to Brown and the claque surrounding him, which manifested itself in a number of apparent journalistic coups either presenting, or at least sympathetic to, the Brownian position. And surprise, surprise – conspicuous by its almost complete absence in Tuesday night’s programme was any disinterested assessment of what part might have been played by Brown and his government, if not in directly causing, then certainly in at least exacerbating the effect in Britain, of the financial crisis of 2008.
Whether its was the programme’s intention to deflect any examination of Brownian culpability by naked pandering to populist banker-bashing prejudice in explicitly attributing virtually all blame to the usual “excessive risk-taking by bankers solely in pursuit of bonuses” mantra is a moot point: but a signal disregard of the extent of any governmental contribution was certainly the most egregious effect.

We can revert to that specific point in a few paragraphs’ time. For the moment, it will do no harm to pinpoint some of the programme’s other shortcomings.
Generally, the overall tone was none-too-subtly characterised by some obvious cinematic tricks – firstly, discussing complicated financial derivative instruments against the visual backdrop of Peston betting at a racecourse, and secondly, recounting the post-2000 rise in the size of banks’ balance sheets against the visual backdrop of champagne being poured into glasses. Heaven forbid that we might not get the message the programme was so visibly desperate to convey – it’s all just toffs gambling wot caused it all, innit? 
There was precious little, if any, mention of the origins of the sub-prime crisis: yet, as most interested students and serious commentators are aware, its roots were planted by Democratic administrations in the US. They it was who forced lenders, on pain of severe legal and regulatory sanctions, to extend credit to manifestly credit-unworthy borrowers in furtherance of political correctness-inspired perceptions of unfairly disadvantaged minorities: they it was who encouraged the deterioration in credit quality of the resultant expansion of sub-prime lending by their implicit federal guarantees to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, allowing them to source funding at cheaper rates than their commercial competitors. 
The role of the principal rating agencies in their assessment of mortgage-backed securities and their derivative instruments was barely referenced at all. Several academic papers, however, demonstrate how the agencies’ miscalculated (because of relying on probabilities based on historical data) predictions of future delinquency and default rates, which failed to factor in the new dynamic of sub-prime and non-prime lending, assigned wholly and unrealistically optimistic ratings to many of the innovative structures created.
The effect of changes in accounting standards on the valuation of banks’ investments didn’t figure noticeably in the narrative. Yet many interested students and serious commentators have long recognised the impact on balance sheets and leveraging which was caused by investments being allowed to be carried on balance sheets at often-inflated and always-volatile market value rather than the lower of market value or cost.
In fairness, there was reference to both the role of the Greenspan-led Federal Reserve in wrongly responding to previous crises by lowering interest rates and expanding the money supply: and to the degree of internal flexibility and autonomy in risk-rating their lending exposures allowed to banks under the Basel II financial regulatory regime, which coincided with the build-up to the crisis breaking.   
Needless to say, though, it was overwhelmingly bankers’ wilful and reckless short-termism in pursuit of individual bonuses that made up Peston’s case, with the backdrop of Lehman Brothers’ London office much in evidence. But strangely, Peston omitted to mention that a majority of Lehman bonuses were actually paid in the form of deferred Lehman stock, and with a vesting period as long as 5 years. That’s not exactly short-termist.               
It’s nevertheless undeniable, for all this, that yes, the financial services industry was at fault (or more accurately, the proportionately small number of relevant employees in the risk-taking areas and their supervisors). But – and it’s a very large but – the argument remains, uncongenial and inconvenient though it might have been for Peston to contemplate it, never mind admit it, that the Brown/Darling chancellorships bear a considerable responsibility. And this was hardly addressed at all.   
The regulatory regime that proved so ineffectual in the UK was the specific creation of Brown and Ed Balls in 1997. Many have argued persuasively that Brown wanted to remove overall systemic prudential oversight and regulation from the Bank of England, so that the Bank would have no mandate to warn of systemic risk when his always-planned, recklessly-profligate, and ultimately disastrous expansion of public spending, masked cynically by his equally disastrous indulgence of a hyper-expansion of personal debt to give the masses the illusion of prosperity, eventually became apparent.
The result was a Bank of England restricted to managing inflation and interest rates through a Monetary Policy Committee nominated by Brown: a fiscal policy in effect untrammelled and unchallenged through its residing in Brown and his partisan political coterie in the Treasury: and an Financial Services Authority obliged by Brown to concentrate its regulation on an individual institution-by-institution basis, and on such weighty issues as how long call centres took to answer incoming calls, rather than on the stresses building up in the entire system.
The resultant accident waiting to happen was compounded when Darling, with Brown tweaking his puppet-strings, decided to rescue Northern Rock. The Crock wasn’t in any way systemically pivotal at the time, and to allow its flawed funding model to send it under would have reinforced the concept of moral hazard and possibly sent out a signal that might have partially alleviated the catastrophes of one year later, particularly in the equally badly run HBOS. But the Crock was saved with taxpayers’ money solely to avoid the political fallout to Brown and Labour from the collapse of its mortgage business and the consequent job losses in one of Labour’s electoral heartlands.
Brown it was too who hoodwinked a not then grievously-exposed Lloyds TSB into taking over, quickly and, as it later transpired, with insufficient due diligence, the wreck that was Asda Salesman Hornby’s HBOS, and Brown also who, until 2007, was tribally exulting the successes of a Scottish bank to all and sundry. It’s very arguable that, but for the malign influence of Brown, the regulatory regime might well have been better positioned to mitigate the scale of the damage. It’s noticeable that, in both Canada and Australia, the extent of the crisis was comparatively muted. 
Yet this absolutely fundamental question as to the extent of the crisis in Britain, as distinct from other countries, was largely ignored by the programme. That its central conclusion – in future, banks might be too big to bail out and also too big to fail – might be countered by a better governmental regulatory structure than that which Brown designed and presided over, didn’t come into it.
But then again, this is Robert Peston and the BBC we’re talking about, isn’t it?         

Question Time LiveBlog 20th January 2011


Tonight Question Time comes from Burnley, best known for the fact the more Bénédictine is drunk in one bar there, the Burnley Miners’ Club, than anywhere else in the world. LibDem Gordon Birtwistle, elected in 2010, is the first non-Labour MP for the area since the Great War.

On the panel we have lone Tory and serial QT underperformer Caroline Spelman MP, Simon “The Straight Choice” Hughes MP, below average cat-impersonator George Galloway, below average human-impersonator Alastair Campbell, and, unbelievably, Burnley Football Club central defender Clarke Carlisle. You couldn’t make this stuff up.

The LiveBlog will also cover the surreal This Week, with Andrew Neil and Michael Portillo.

Your friendly moderators David Vance, TheEye and David Mosque will be repelling boarders here from 10:30pm.

THAT JOHNSON STATEMENT

Wonder how the BBC will handle the announcement from Alan Johnson that he is dramatically stepping down from his senior front bench job? He cites reasons in his personal life but there are no more details. Johnson is a BBC favourite so I assume there will be gnashing of teeth at this sudden news? For a while, I got the impression the BBC saw his as the successor to Gordon – before Red Ed assumed the throne.